So, I’m short. Actually, I’m fucking short. 5’3 to be exact. And when it comes to me and ladies, well…sometimes I feel I have a better chance at walking on the moon than picking up one. I was born 5’3, so I’m stuck this way for life. In terms of dealing with it, I have two options, put a fucking gun to my head and say “adios world” or accept life as is. But I’m happy with my life. Though I’m not going to deny that dating is fucking hard. I’m a sports writer and filmmaker (no, I haven’t done anything big yet) with a Bachelor’s Degree, yet no matter my accolades it seems the moment most women see my height then it’s a “no way Jose”. Granted, I’ve dated some great women who could care less about height so I know this isn’t every girl. Currently, I’m single and I’m in the mindset that I’ll find the chick that is right for me. However, I am a bit confused about certain things.
For instance, I always hear from women, “I want a guy that can protect me”. Why? Are you picking random-ass fights and want a man to make sure that he’ll handle the dirty work? Or do you think short guys are going to scream and run in terror if a burglar breaks into the house to steal shit? Look, there’s no denying that my height is a disadvantage. That’s why I’ve been taking boxing classes since I was 16 so I didn’t get bitched around in school. I’m not claiming that I’m the ultimate ass-kicker, but to think that I’m weak because of my height is ridiculous. Are you saying guys like Demetrious Johnson (former UFC Flyweight Champion) or Henry Cejudo (former UFC Flyweight and Bantamweight Champion) are weak because they’re not taller than 5’5?
I’ve heard some chicks say, “You aren’t a real man if you’re short”. I don’t get this statement either. I know it sounds crazy, but men didn’t ask God to make them short or tall. We are the way we are. Fuck, I’m just happy to be alive. I had a heart defect that nearly ended my life. Unfortunately, my sister had the same thing and she didn’t make it. Doctors always said I would be short because of this. Just like a man doesn’t have any place in saying what a real woman is, I don’t understand how a woman can determine what a real man is. I can still fuck you raw and get you pregnant. All the bells and whistles of a tall man are the same. Exactly, what is your definition of what a real man is?
Look, ladies, if you’re just not attracted to someone that’s not 6’0 then there’s nothing wrong with that. We all have our preferences and I’m not going to knock you for yours. But, if you have any of these negative connotations about short men then why? Exactly what experience with short men have led you to these conclusions? And please don’t give these lame ass excuses like, “Well, I want to wear high heels” and some other shit. Look deep and explore why you truly can’t deal with a short guy. Is it because media and society have told us that tall, dark, and handsome is the way to go? When you think of your favorite romantic movie, the lead is usually some tall motherfucker with amazing six-pack abs.
As for short guys, they’re usually the butt of a joke or the comedic sidekick. Think about it, when was the last time you’ve seen a movie about a short man finding love and height was never an issue in the story? Or modeling (and trust me, when you look at my picture, you’ll know that I’m not model material), where any guy under 5’10 doesn’t gain much attention. There are short models, but we rarely hear about them.
Likely, your prejudice is based on what society says. Even if you had that one bad experience where a short man pulled an armadillo when challenged to a fight, that doesn’t mean all short guys are this way. However, if you just can’t date a guy under 6’0 then it’s okay to say, “Look shorty, I’m just not that into you. Sorry.” and keep it moving. At least you’re being honest instead of giving false hope by giving away your number and then ghosting. Or if that’s too mean, “I have a boyfriend” works. At the end of the day, we’re all still human beings with beating hearts and feelings. Try showing respect, will ya?
